how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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