I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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