I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
no you cant smoke seaweed
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
