yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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