Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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