i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
this will be a night to untag.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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