dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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