okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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