apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dick very happy bro
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I have post one night stand depression
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