i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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