This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think a kid would responsible me up
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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