So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no. you can't hotbox the world.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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