Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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