we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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