He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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