I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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