You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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