I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I see more hoeing in ur future
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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