David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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