Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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