I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We need to get me chipped asap
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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