yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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