We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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