no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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