Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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