My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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