Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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