Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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