i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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