Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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