I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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