wanna go halves on a baby?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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