Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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