she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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