he wants to bone in the snuggie
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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