Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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