I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
