i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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