So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Floor bacon is actually really good
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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