your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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