found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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