you guys were way drunker than both of me
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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