I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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