Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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