i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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