I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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