Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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