We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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