you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
