just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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