How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he thought i was a dude.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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