Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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