They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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