and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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