i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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